Δευτέρα, 10 Μαρτίου 2008

TOURLOU-ΤΟΥΡΛΟΥ

Posted by Matsolas on 7:47 μ.μ. No comments


Επειδή όλα συναύδουν στο γεγονός ότι όλοι οι Ελληνάρες έχουν φάει το Τουρλού-Τουρλού παραμύθι - που σερβίρουν χρόνια τώρα τα κάθε λογής υποκείμενα - του "έ και τι να κάνουμε?¨ έχουμε την απάντηση: "Μπουρλότοοοο" σε όλους εκείνους που θέλουν το μυαλό μας να είναι σε ύπνωση και το σώμα σε καταστολή.
Την μηχανική υποστήριξη δεν την ζητήσαμε ούτε την δεχόμαστε, απλά την αποτάσουμε όπως όλα εκείνα που μας κάνουν να θυμόμαστε ότι είμαστε άνθρωποι με θέληση, δύναμη και δυναμική αλλαγών με τον έναν ή τον άλλο τρόπο. Από εμάς εξαρτάται το κατά πόσο θέλουμε και όχι το κατά πόσο μπορούμε.
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  • /********************************** * jCounter Script v0.1.0 (beta) * Author: Catalin Berta * Official page and documentation: http://devingredients.com/jcounter * Licensed under the MIT license: http://opensource.org/licenses/MIT **********************************/ ;(function($,document,window,undefined) { //once upon a time... $.fn.jCounter = function(options,callback) { var consoleLog = false; //shows debug messages via console.log() if true var customRangeDownCount; //if true, it will tell countdown_proc() it's a down count and not an up count. var endCounter = false; //stops jCounter if true var eventDate; //time target (holds a number of seconds) var pausedTime; //stores the time (in seconds) when pausing var thisEl = this; //custom 'this' selector var thisLength = this.length; //number of multiple elements per selector var singularLabels = new Array('Day','Hour','Minute','Second'); //singular labels - use for localization var pluralLabels = new Array('Days','Hours','Minutes','Seconds'); //plural labels - use for localization var remoteDateURL = "http://www.devingredients.com/files/dateandtime.php"; //URL to external dateandtime.php file var localDateURL = "dateandtime.php"; //path to local dateandtime.php file this.options = options; //stores jCounter's options parameter to verify against specified methods //default settings var settings = { customDuration: null, customRange: null, date: null, dateSource: 'remote', fallback: null, format: 'dd:hh:mm:ss', timezone: 'Europe/London', twoDigits: 'on' }; //merge the settings with the options values if (typeof options === 'object') { $.extend(settings,options); thisEl.data("userOptions", settings); //push the settings to applied elements (they're used by methods) } //METHODS var jC_methods = { //initialize init : function() { thisEl.each(function(i,el) { startCounter(el); }); }, //pause method: $.jCounter('pause') pause : function() { if(consoleLog) { console.log("(jC) Activity: Counter paused."); } endCounter = true; return thisEl.each(function(i,el) { clearInterval($(el).data("jC_interval")); }); }, //stop method: $.jCounter('stop') stop : function() { if(consoleLog) { console.log("(jC) Activity: Counter stopped."); } endCounter = true; return thisEl.each(function(i,el) { clearInterval($(el).data("jC_interval")); $(el).removeData("jC_pausedTime"); resetHTMLCounter(el); }); }, //reset method: $.jCounter('reset') reset : function() { if(consoleLog) { console.log("(jC) Activity: Counter reset."); } return thisEl.each(function(i,el) { clearInterval($(el).data("jC_interval")); resetHTMLCounter(el); startCounter(el); }); }, //start method: $.jCounter('start') start : function() { return thisEl.each(function(i,el) { pausedTime = $(el).data("jC_pausedTime"); endCounter = false; clearInterval($(el).data("jC_interval")); startCounter(el); }); } } //checks whether this jCounter instance runs by a customDuration setting if(thisEl.data("userOptions").customDuration) { if(!isNaN(thisEl.data("userOptions").customDuration)) { var customDuration = true; } else { var customDuration = false; if(consoleLog) { console.log("(jC) Error: The customDuration value is not a number! NOTE: 'customDuration' accepts a number of seconds."); } } } //checks whether this jCounter instance runs by a customRange setting if(thisEl.data("userOptions").customRange) { var customRangeValues = thisEl.data("userOptions").customRange.split(":"); var rangeVal0 = parseInt(customRangeValues[0]); var rangeVal1 = parseInt(customRangeValues[1]); if(!isNaN(rangeVal0) && !isNaN(rangeVal1)) { var customRange = true; if(rangeVal0 > rangeVal1) { var customRangeDownCount = true; } else { var customRangeDownCount = false; } } else { var customRange = false; if(consoleLog) { console.log("(jC) Error: The customRange value is not a valid range! Example: customRange: '0:30' or '30:0'"); } } } //FUNCTIONS //jCounter initializer function startCounter(el) { if(customDuration) { if (pausedTime) { if (!isNaN(pausedTime)) { eventDate = Math.round(pausedTime); } } else { eventDate = Math.round($(el).data("userOptions").customDuration); } currentTime = 0; countdown_proc(currentTime,el); $(el).data("jC_interval", setInterval(function(){ if(endCounter == false) { currentTime = parseInt(currentTime) + 1; countdown_proc(currentTime,el) } },1000)); } else if(customRange) { eventDate = Math.round(customRangeValues[1]); if (pausedTime) { if (!isNaN(pausedTime)) { var currentTime = eventDate - pausedTime; } } else { var currentTime = Math.round(customRangeValues[0]); } if(customRangeDownCount) { countdown_proc(currentTime,el); } else { countdown_proc(currentTime,el); } $(el).data("jC_interval", setInterval(function(){ if(endCounter == false) { if(customRangeDownCount) { currentTime = parseInt(currentTime) - 1; } else { currentTime = parseInt(currentTime) + 1; } countdown_proc(currentTime,el); } },1000)); } else { eventDate = Date.parse($(el).data("userOptions").date) / 1000; if(thisEl.data("userOptions").dateSource == 'remote') { dateSource = remoteDateURL + '?timezone=' + thisEl.data("userOptions").timezone + '&callback=?'; } else if(thisEl.data("userOptions").dateSource == 'local') { dateSource = localDateURL + '?timezone=' + thisEl.data("userOptions").timezone; } else { if(consoleLog) { console.log("(jC) Error: dateSource property can be set to 'local' or 'remote', 'remote' is default"); } } $.getJSON(dateSource,function(data){ var currentDate = Date.parse(data.currentDate) / 1000; countdown_proc(currentDate,el); $(el).data("jC_interval", setInterval(function(){ if(endCounter == false) { currentDate = parseInt(currentDate) + 1; countdown_proc(currentDate,el) } },1000)); }); } } //main jCounter processor function countdown_proc(duration,el) { //check if the counter needs to count down or up if(customRangeDownCount) { if(eventDate >= duration) { if(thisEl.data("userOptions").fallback) { thisEl.data("userOptions").fallback.call(this); } clearInterval($(el).data("jC_interval")); } } else { if(eventDate <= duration) { if(thisEl.data("userOptions").fallback) { thisEl.data("userOptions").fallback.call(this); } clearInterval($(el).data("jC_interval")); } } //if customRange is used, update the seconds variable var seconds = (customRange) ? duration : eventDate - duration; var thisInstanceFormat = thisEl.data("userOptions").format; //calculate seconds into days,hours,minutes,seconds //if dd (days) is specified in the format setting (i.e. format: 'dd:hh:mm:ss') if(thisInstanceFormat.indexOf('dd') != -1) { var days = Math.floor(seconds / (60 * 60 * 24)); //calculate the number of days seconds -= days * 60 * 60 * 24; //update the seconds variable with no. of days removed } //if hh (hours) is specified if(thisInstanceFormat.indexOf('hh') != -1) { var hours = Math.floor(seconds / (60 * 60)); seconds -= hours * 60 * 60; //update the seconds variable with no. of hours removed } //if mm (minutes) is specified if(thisInstanceFormat.indexOf('mm') != -1) { var minutes = Math.floor(seconds / 60); seconds -= minutes * 60; //update the seconds variable with no. of minutes removed } //if ss (seconds) is specified if(thisInstanceFormat.indexOf('ss') == -1) { seconds -= seconds; //if ss is unspecified in format, update the seconds variable to 0; } //conditional Ss //updates the plural and singular labels accordingly if (days == 1) { $(el).find(".textDays").text(singularLabels[0]); } else { $(el).find(".textDays").text(pluralLabels[0]); } if (hours == 1) { $(el).find(".textHours").text(singularLabels[1]); } else { $(el).find(".textHours").text(pluralLabels[1]); } if (minutes == 1) { $(el).find(".textMinutes").text(singularLabels[2]); } else { $(el).find(".textMinutes").text(pluralLabels[2]); } if (seconds == 1) { $(el).find(".textSeconds").text(singularLabels[3]); } else { $(el).find(".textSeconds").text(pluralLabels[3]); } //twoDigits ON setting //if the twoDigits setting is set to ON, jCounter will always diplay a minimum number of 2 digits if(thisEl.data("userOptions").twoDigits == 'on') { days = (String(days).length >= 2) ? days : "0" + days; hours = (String(hours).length >= 2) ? hours : "0" + hours; minutes = (String(minutes).length >= 2) ? minutes : "0" + minutes; seconds = (String(seconds).length >= 2) ? seconds : "0" + seconds; } //updates the jCounter's html values if(!isNaN(eventDate)) { $(el).find(".days").text(days); $(el).find(".hours").text(hours); $(el).find(".minutes").text(minutes); $(el).find(".seconds").text(seconds); } else { if(consoleLog) { console.log("(jC) Error: Invalid date! Here's an example: 01 January 1970 12:00:00"); } clearInterval($(el).data("jC_interval")); } //stores the remaining time when pausing jCounter $(el).data("jC_pausedTime", eventDate-duration); } //updates jCounter's HTML values to 0 or 00, based on the twoDigits setting function resetHTMLCounter(el) { if(thisEl.data("userOptions").twoDigits == 'on') { $(el).find(".days,.hours,.minutes,.seconds").text('00'); } else if(thisEl.data("userOptions").twoDigits == 'off') { $(el).find(".days,.hours,.minutes,.seconds").text('0'); } } //method calling logic if ( jC_methods[this.options] ) { return jC_methods[ this.options ].apply( this, Array.prototype.slice.call( arguments, 1 )); } else if ( typeof this.options === 'object' || ! this.options ) { return jC_methods.init.apply( this, arguments ); } else { console.log('(jC) Error: Method >>> ' + this.options + ' <<< does not exist.' ); } } //the end; }) (jQuery,document,window);

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